God gave man dominion over the earth but that didn’t mean he meant for us to hang around with the animals. Despite our superior intelligence, we still have not learn to keep our distance from dangerous animals, especially those that view us snacks. They say humans have no natural predator… only if you ignore our own stupidity.

“That wasn’t me, that was Pimpin’ Curly,” said 50, placing the blame for the sex tape he leaked featuring Leviston on his comical alter-ego. “When a a person tries to say… you’ve done a mental harm to them. Then they might want to consider the recordings of Rick Ross saying that she’s an actual call girl. Or the pamphlets that I’m showing in the tape, that’s saying that she’s available. So how distraught is she that a tape went out? They think I bought the tape, I didn’t even buy it.”

This debate takes place every year and the closer we get to the playoffs the more you’ll hear this argument. My take is that until Lebron wins a championship, he’s always going to be one step below Kobe. Also, basketball like most sports comes down to showing up when everything is on the line. I’ll always take Kobe over Lebron in the big game or when the game is on the line. Period.

We discussed Jeremy Tyler on All World Sports Talk and concluded that he would have a difficult time adjusting to the pro game. His situation was quite different from that of Brandon Jennings who bypassed a Freshman years in college to play pro basketball in Europe. Tyler passed up his senior year in high school and unlike Jennings who had his family move with him, Tyler was on his own.

Now that the Olympics have come and gone we can objectively discuss the idiocy of many of the sports we had to endure. At some point we have to come to grips with the fact that not every activity is a sporting event. On this episode I talk about the difference between sports, crafts and games. I also get into the sports that were most certainly invented while the participants were under the influence of a controlled substance.

It occurred to me that the Bible may actually foretell of a time when the undead will walk amongst us. Think about all of those that are suppose to return for their final judgement. I’m sure they’ll be hungry and what do you think they will hunger for? Yep…  OUR BRAINS. So this week I’m giving you all of the information you’ll need to survive. Sure, you could always avoid these genocidal maniacs by giving your life to the Lord… but then you’d never know what it feels like to smash the skull of a walking corpse that is trying to eat you.

That’s tough to say. But while we are certainly not out of the woods yet, this sure is sweet: During the fourth quarter of 2009, the U.S. economy expanded at its fastest rate in six years. Six! The GDP–which, yes, we are pretty fired up about — just crushed it, growing by 5.7%, well above what experts were predicting. That’ll teach experts to stop predicting stuff!

Why are athletes always in trouble? It is a perplexing question but we at Rival-Teez have finally discovered the problem which we’ve labeled: HGS Syndrome. Tune in to find out what it is and how you can protect yourself from being the next victim

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Why is Jerry Porter driving around Oakland with over $300,000 under the front seat? And what compelled a female wrestler to beat up a local shock jock named, Bubba The Love Sponge? Whatever the reasons, these two gentlemen have earned our Dumb Jock of the Week award and Ass Hat of the Week Award, respectively.