Now that the Olympics have come and gone we can objectively discuss the idiocy of many of the sports we had to endure. At some point we have to come to grips with the fact that not every activity is a sporting event. On this episode I talk about the difference between sports, crafts and games. I also get into the sports that were most certainly invented while the participants were under the influence of a controlled substance.

It occurred to me that the Bible may actually foretell of a time when the undead will walk amongst us. Think about all of those that are suppose to return for their final judgement. I’m sure they’ll be hungry and what do you think they will hunger for? Yep…  OUR BRAINS. So this week I’m giving you all of the information you’ll need to survive. Sure, you could always avoid these genocidal maniacs by giving your life to the Lord… but then you’d never know what it feels like to smash the skull of a walking corpse that is trying to eat you.

That’s tough to say. But while we are certainly not out of the woods yet, this sure is sweet: During the fourth quarter of 2009, the U.S. economy expanded at its fastest rate in six years. Six! The GDP–which, yes, we are pretty fired up about — just crushed it, growing by 5.7%, well above what experts were predicting. That’ll teach experts to stop predicting stuff!

Why are athletes always in trouble? It is a perplexing question but we at Rival-Teez have finally discovered the problem which we’ve labeled: HGS Syndrome. Tune in to find out what it is and how you can protect yourself from being the next victim

After the recent Fort Hood shootings, right wing pundits called for Muslims in the military to be investigated and in some cases barred from the military.
Imagine If an Arab or Islamic person with military training, who referred to himself as a terrorist and made several videos calling for the downfall of the U.S. government, was [...]

Why is Jerry Porter driving around Oakland with over $300,000 under the front seat? And what compelled a female wrestler to beat up a local shock jock named, Bubba The Love Sponge? Whatever the reasons, these two gentlemen have earned our Dumb Jock of the Week award and Ass Hat of the Week Award, respectively.

I scored 38 out of 45 for the big 8 categories. I will be posting thoughts on them later on this week. Until than I have one thing to ask. How the hell did the Blindside get nominated for Best Picture?

Several websites have tried to push the boundaries of what a site can be by becoming more magazine-like. But they’re still hobbled by the clunkiness of the screen/keyboard/mouse combo. Here’s five type of website designs that were somewhat ahead of their time–and that have really been screaming for the iPad all along:

There’s one clear conclusion falling out of the ridiculous Amazon versus Macmillan books debacle that played out this weekend: Amazon really doesn’t care about you, in fact it kinda hates you–pretty much whoever you are.

LAS VEGAS — A 22-year-old Virginia woman who said she once thought her only talent was singing is the newest Miss America, emerging from a field of 53 contestants.
Caressa Cameron, a broadcast journalism student at Virginia Commonwealth University, now plans a second year away from college as she travels extensively to raise money for charity [...]